Carer: 'A Cracking, Crackling Social Comedy' The TimesJames is getting on a bit and needs full time help. So Phoebe and Robert, his middle aged offspring, employ Mandy, who seems willing to take him off their hands. But as James regales his family with tales of Mandy's virtues, their shopping trips, and the shared pleasure of their journeys to garden centres, Phoebe and Robert sense something is amiss. Is this really their father, the distant figure who never once turned up for a sports day, now happily

from how they live so long to how they talk to each other

word games

spotting spectacular constellations

How many young women go to school

Together they are determined to make a stand

watching the women gossip and wax their legs while the men went to mosque

who nourishes a secret passion for the Vicar'

avarice and vicious cruelty - all have been associated with their name

Revealing her own story for the very first time

fasting for over 100 days to ensure they introduce their chicks safely into their new frozen world

as royal governess for seventeen years

As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge