Surviving Fast Zombies Adult Unisex TeeToddlers after 7 PM are basically fast zombies. Glazed eyes, arms out, lurching toward you at alarming speed. You cannot outrun them. You can only redirect them toward the couch and hope for the best. The Details: White retro rounded text at the top reads "Surviving Fast Zombies" in two lines, with a golden yellow bordered badge reading "How To Series" to the right. Below is a detailed blue toned illustration of a terrified kid running down a dark

printed in the largest font available

and somehow weighs more when sleeping

Your kid relates to this snowman on a molecular level

and two red stars

A skeleton peeks out from behind the text

The award-winning floor performance at bedtime

with a lamp and nightstand beside them

The bags under your eyes have their own zip code

but here you are

Franchise player

slightly quirky hand-drawn uppercase font

At least he is dressed for it