Everyone Dead By Teatime: A Rational, Level-headed Guide to the End of the World from The Daily MashA caustic hilarious guide to the year's events seen through the eyes of the UK's most popular satire website The Daily Mash. This new annual collection following last year's successful title Halfwit Nation includes: BANKS TO LEND YOU YOUR OWN MONEY The government is to invest 500bn of your money in British banks so they can lend it back to you with interest. The historic move is being hailed as a lifeline for the financial system as long as nobody

The Medici faced two apparently insuperable problems: how did a banker deal with the fact that the Church regarded interest as a sin and had made it illegal

By learning to lean on God's power you'll be able to leave your fear behind and develop a life-changing sense of confidence

But Arthur's past is about to catch up with him

and repeated actions are the basis of our habits

in New York with a family of her own

she's standing on her own two feet at last-and proud of it

How many times in a day do you hear these warnings

artistic education for Amrita

Best of all this information is good advice for everyone in your family not just you

and that still bears his name

Everyone in Heaven has a secret: Schyler's beautiful younger sister

the survivors become players in a very different kind of game - one that is played for the highest stake of all