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A hat that’s so light

the cat-eye Pit Viper made for sports

and anti-fog five-layer face foam for ultimate sweat wickability

This hat's got an internal adjustable strap that will stay in place better than cement on tile

Wide peripheral vision

the Baldy Trucker Hat is so comfy

Demand respect & authority from the playground to the unchaperoned mall hang in The Junior

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even those chunky Original Wides

and full frame ventilation to keep you covered in all conditions

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