No F-Bomb Zone Toddler TeeYour house used to have a certain vocabulary. Now there is a tiny parrot recording everything. Perimeter secured. The Details: Yellow and red warning sign design featuring a bomb silhouette marked with the letter "F" over crossed lines inside a yellow rectangle. "No F Bomb Zone" appears below in bold distressed yellow block capitals. Military hazard sign aesthetic with a gritty, weathered texture on a red tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100%

Underneath

"Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face

The bar is underground and your kid still cleared it

Blue distressed arched text reads "Doodooville" above a peace sign hand gesture icon flanked by two stars

and they were earned before the age of three

The contrast is the whole point

The away games are brutal (mostly the car seat)

White distressed text on a red background styled like a vintage varsity athletic tee

with a cartoon sad kid face (tear on cheek

Below sits a large white number "1" in a bold collegiate block font

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Printed in green and white on a black tee with a spooky Halloween cartoon vibe