Malice PieceEver been fuck*d over by a cold, hard, white piece, but realized it was the best experience you've ever had? Looking for something to replace that miserable piece of trash that you call your "boyfriend", but without the fuss? Well, the 'Malice Piece' is guaranteed to steal your heart (and your wallet)! Constructed from medical grade CLS (Composite Liquid Silicone) this Top 5 Christmas Wish List item comes in 6x fashionable colours and is available to

Height: 157cm

Coming in a range of different shapes and sizes

this set has you covered

Material: PU Leather

this ultimate boyfriend will fit easily into your new Louis clutch making it the best date for any occasion

Heating time: 5min to heat up to a constant 42 degrees Celcius

*no actual police siren

or that weird uncle you only talk to at Christmas

oral and anal cavities

Charging: USB

Handle length: 16cm

Oral depth: 13cm