Cheers! Flatbrim Charcoal Patch HatIt's Wasted Wages, son. FLAT BRIM Level enough to set a beer on ADJUSTABLE SNAP Fits most heads. Even the fat ones 55% Cotton 36% Acrylic 9% Wool Designed to be abused daily PROFILE HIGH Won't fly off at 90mph. Probably PANELS 6 5 wasn't enough, 7 was too many CROWN 3. 75 Some say that's impressive

backyard dirt piles

like when I go pee"

Fits most heads

Adjustable strap – one size fits all

Socks are 88% Cotton

Perfect for school days

Also they look real pretty in the wind

- Heavy Duty – Built for repeated poor choices

Those foot thingamajigs

Looks great in the grocery store

3 oz 100% Cotton

smells like a diesel shop