Jake Gyllenhaal CandleWeve always loved Jake. Always. Right from way back when, when he played dear, sensitive, adorable, troubled Donnie Darko. And our adoration went into overdrive about the same amount that memes did around the time of Brokeback Mountain with this being possibly one of the most amazingly droll comebacks on Twitter of all time. Anyway, we digress: Jake gorgeous. So here he is looking rightly divine. Youre welcome. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning,

Literally our favourite character

Get cookin' with divine style

So here he is looking rightly divine

With it's non-pourous bone china surface

Star Wars - the man's pretty much a walking icon

laugh-a-minute masterpiece that was Leaving Las Vegas

many unalloyed Cavill-related joys

Just like this

FIIIIIIEEEEERCE

It's made from absorbent cotton terry towelling and is quick drying when hung out

but know we'll get penalised by the bots that patrol content - you know the quips we mean

And the most incredibly versatile impressionist ever