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but that’s because we’re trying to avoid all those fun facts about the state that we feel are obligatory

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While you’re at it

The Magnolia State is rich with American history that all residents take pride in to this day

yet all eventually come around to it

My Desteenation knows that there are doubtlessly more theories behind the Hoosier State’s moniker

That’s probably why it’s shaped like a mitten

Iowans are quick to self-deprecate when it comes to defending the merits of their home state

Just get this Ohio Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt

because we’re envisioning Kool-Aid parties in Nebraska (hopefully spiked with a little hard liquor) whilst wearing this Nebraska Heavy Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt

which is a state that’s known for cold weather

Spoiler Alert: Michigan isn’t actually home to any wolverines