Born Free But Now I'm Expensive - Baby TeeLiberty has a price tag, and it is roughly the cost of diapers, daycare, and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart. Freedom rang. Then the bill came. The Details: Red and blue block text reads "Born Free But Now I'm" arched above a vintage illustration of a little girl in a patriotic outfit (red and white striped socks, blue dress with ruffles, red hair bow with stars) holding a sparkler. Below, large red retro script reads "Expensive." Red

roll one snowball

Green and tan vintage horror illustration of a mummy with green skin

Not because they did anything special

and mom is communicating through walls

Dark green line illustration of a roller coaster track with loops and dips

smaller white text reads "From the Author of" followed by "Where's My Momma

"Building Elf Esteem" appears at the bottom in flowing italic script

Meetings are held behind a locked door

The countermove

Inspired by Home Alone

The layout parodies the classic "Straight Outta" design format

A yellow playground slide with blue ladder sits between the first two lines