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turkey: where were you on the night of the 28th

If you golf at night- and drunk- every stroke is a hole-in-one

Don't just stand there

Not quite sure where I was going with this

Moon Pie til’ I die

you can never have too much of it

I'm always rooting for the fox

The sound of knocking pipes and hissing steam somewhere deep inside the walls

Lemme tell ya

Americans eat approximately 140 million hotdogs on the Fourth of July

You don’t have to water em

If capybara are like guinea pigs