Safety Third Toddler TeeFirst priority: fun. Second priority: more fun. Safety is on the list somewhere. Probably. The Details: White retro text reads "Safety Third" in large rounded groovy block letters. Below, a multicolor retro illustration of a kid in a red shirt gleefully holding a sparkler while a green dumpster blazes with orange and yellow flames behind them. Vintage 70s children's book illustration style on a navy tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume

steam splashing from the top

There is something sticky on both hands and nobody knows the source

no responsibilities beyond maintaining maximum chill

The text "Hold My Juice Box" arcs in bold yellow block letters above and below the character

Your tiny bilingual negotiator knows exactly what they want and will not be taking questions

the lead actor refuses direction

The grill has priorities and so do you

Whether it is 6 AM before coffee or 8 PM after bedtime negotiations

Vintage Thanksgiving design with a hand-drawn feel on a navy tee

It's inherited

then the sniffles return like a sequel nobody asked for

Tomorrow is another opportunity to do the exact same thing and expect different results