Women's Purrmaids SocksMany millennia ago, after the great war amongst cat kind, the purrmaids vowed that the land walkers would be unwelcome in their domain, and cursed them with fear of water. To this day your common house cat still remembers this primal spell, and the purrmaids dominion over water remains unconquered. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 6 10 65% cotton, 24% nylon, 8% polyester, 3% spandex

they require constant attention

hear me out

All the bath salts

if not also terrifying

his Fur Elise

a little more pleasant

come in peace

coupled with their heart-shaped rears

and that’s OK

There are only a few better answers to the question “watcha doin’

Roses are red

Express your love with a pair of these heartwarming socks featuring a repeating pattern of elephants holding trunks