So I Creep Baby BodysuitBedtime was two hours ago. The house is dark. And yet, somehow, there is a small person standing silently at the end of your bed. They do not blink. They want water. The Details: White arched text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold rounded font, with green text below reading "Yeeeahhh" in a wavy retro style. A cartoon skeleton wearing a white ghost sheet mid dance is centered below, surrounded by small orange and white stars, dots, and an orange

arched across the chest

with "MADE" in large block letters along the bottom

followed by "ALPHABET PROBLEMS" in massive bold block capitals dominating the center

Ring the doorbell

The rest of the year they are just a tiny person who growls at strangers and runs directly into walls

White distressed horror-style text reads "Creature" above and "Of The Night" curved below a hand-drawn illustration of a cute fuzzy bat with spread wings

Yellow distressed arched text reads "La Di Da Di" at the top

Clothes are a suggestion your toddler has respectfully declined

It dictates when you eat

flanked by a retro 1950s-style illustration of a winking boy's face wearing a paper hat

unfiltered chaos

Below is a detailed blue-toned illustration of a terrified kid running down a dark alley while zombies chase from behind