Gobble Til You Wobble Toddler TeeThe Thanksgiving training program starts early. Load the plate, clear the plate, repeat until structural integrity is compromised. The wobble is not a bug. It is a feature. The Details: White distressed arched block text reads "Gobble 'Til You Wobble" stacked in two lines above a cartoon illustration of a golden brown turkey with tail feathers fanned out in shades of olive and gold. Vintage Thanksgiving design with a hand drawn feel on a navy tee. The

and now every interaction is a negotiation you did not prepare for

The muffin top is both literal and earned

Classic vintage American brand badge aesthetic on a gold/yellow tee

bold white retro serif text reads "Stinkin' Cute" in two stacked lines with a slightly decorative vintage feel

Side A is the morning nap

Below sits a cartoon gloved hand throwing up the rock-and-roll horns

no bedtime

Dues are paid in laundry you will never fold

October is the only month that truly understands the assignment

The cycle never ends

White text reads "Oh Snap" in large playful rounded script

Repeated at maximum volume until fulfilled