So I Creep Santa Youth TeeHe sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake. And apparently he breaks into your house through the chimney. If you think about it for even five seconds, the whole Santa operation is deeply suspicious. The Details: Red text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold retro font. Below is a vintage style illustration of Santa Claus climbing into a brick chimney with a large red gift sack, with a speech bubble reading "yeeahhh!" in cursive.

They earned it through sheer volume and an unwillingness to accept any answer that is not yes

and the results were

If you think about it for even five seconds

You will be damp

the volume is loud

white text reads "Timeouts" in a wide block font

Lessons were not learned

and pretend they are in charge

flanked by blue stars and the words "Dawn" and "Dusk

Green text reads "I've Been" arched above and "Feral" in large bold retro letters

and blue ink on a navy tee with a vintage athletic trophy aesthetic

repeat until structural integrity is compromised