Chicken Butt - Baby TeeThe oldest joke in the toddler playbook and it still lands every single time. Guess what. You already know. The Details: White distressed block text reads "Guess" arched above and "What?" curved below a cartoon illustration of a white chicken with a red comb, yellow beak, and yellow feet. A red arrow points directly at the chicken's backside. Playful, vintage style print with a distressed texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors:

printed in the largest font available

no exceptions

Three words that somehow capture the entire chaos of December in a house with small children

Three-snap closure at the bottom

The team motto says it all

and the whole neighborhood in one yard

Waaahh League Champions

" The overall design has a weathered vintage field-guide texture

"Hot Mess" in large yellow distressed block capitals

Features an illustration of a smiling kid in a yellow striped shirt and blue pants standing casually in front of a large

A smiling elf face wearing a Santa hat sits in the center

The carol promised glistening treetops and children listening