Lane Hartley & Kelly King vs. Wayne The JobberWeasley Wayne The Jobber antagonizes the shit out of adorable big guy Kelly King, just begging him to bring the pain as he talks mad shit about Kings mother. Taking to the mat with hostility and almost militaristic malice, these guys go to town on each other with headlocks, head scissors, and sleepers that wipe the boyish grin right off of Kings face and leave him flailing on the floor. King knocks Waynes skinny quads. Wayne does the unthinkable,

Off comes the shirt

As so often happens with Reno

He stands proud and tall in skintight white pants

labored breathing rasping so realistically

or a chinlock

" the bodybuilder smirks

making the long-haired hero turn bright red

he’s only slightly less impressive

hair pulling

rendering him weak enough to put compression on his ribs and launching him into the air

and like the asshat he is

Mike seems to reach nirvana as he exacts a dragon sleeper on the giant