Stage Five Clinger - Baby TeeYou cannot go to the bathroom alone. You cannot check the mail alone. You cannot stand in your own kitchen without a small human velcroed to your leg. The clinical term for this is toddlerhood. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "Stage Five Clinger" stacked in three centered lines. The typography uses a clean, condensed sans serif font with even spacing. No graphics or illustrations, just straightforward text on a kelly green tee. The

Below sits a vintage cartoon slice of pumpkin pie with a crimped crust

The typography uses a clean

A speech bubble reads "New Spells

Adjust accordingly

Orange arched block text reads "Let's Take Candy From Strangers

Toddlers took notes

And a small game

with "Rollin" in a larger size below

The same marketing that moves candy bars also applies to toddlers

" followed by "Threes" in a large blue baseball script with a tail swoosh below

Your kid was already a little unhinged

weathered texture on a blue heather tee