I Will Have The Breast - Baby TeeThis baby knows what they ordered. No substitutions, no sides, no discussion. They came to Thanksgiving dinner with a very specific request and they are not leaving until they get it. The Details: Golden brown text on a white bodysuit reads "I Will Have" arching above in bold uppercase block letters, "The" in a flowing script, and "Breast" in large heavy block capitals. A brown silhouette of a turkey sits below the text. Distressed texture throughout

green gothic/blackletter text reads "Where My Ho's At

White arched text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold rounded font

and a meltdown (literal and emotional) if that cone hits the sidewalk

"ESTD 1931" curves below

holly leaves

and they were set high

Yellow distressed text reads "You're Not Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants" in playful hand-drawn block capitals stacked across six lines

with "Sippin" arched at the top in blue

with "This" and "Year" flanking the raccoon in white

Printed in blue

The Tearstown Timeouts have the longest losing streak in toddler athletics

and own the entire night sky apparently