Hoodie

but only because it’s you

This Minnesota Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie is for Land of 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

but one visit to the capitol city of Colorado will have you looking for the signup sheet

We wouldn’t worry about anyone misinterpreting the design

surfer-hippies from California

In other locales in the Ozark State

You would think it would have been Chicago’s more famous alias The Windy City that would cause such a squabble (it has little to do with actual weather patterns)

Michigan is the Wolverine state

My Desteenation knows that would shock many who view Denver as a snowy mountain paradise

The word ‘Ayuxwa

and this snazzy Nebraska Ultra Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Look up the word Hoosier in a dictionary and you might not find it