Daddy I Want A Pony Youth TeeThe request has been logged. And ignored. And logged again, louder this time, in the cereal aisle. The persistence of a child who wants a horse in a two bedroom apartment is truly something. The Details: White retro bubble text reads "Daddy I Want A Pony" stacked above a colorful illustration of a pink winged pony with a flowing pink mane and tail, prancing in front of a rainbow. White stars flank the pony. 80s toy nostalgia style with bright, playful

The leather jacket is a cardigan now

but they do not need to

menacing brown werewolf creature

The ornaments are huge

"Has" below

every single day

The beard standards were set early

This is not laziness

The cat did not ask for the hat

The text reads "Goin' Off" in bold block lettering with a red and blue color scheme

The training regimen is intense: grocery store aisles

First-round draft pick