KARN vs. Flash LaCashWho knew brutal badass KARN had musical theatre aspirations? Attired in vest, tie, and wrestling gear, KARN displays his showmanship while rehearses a jaunty little dance number. Flash LaCash, a literal Guy Smiley, admires KARNs fancy dancy moves, inviting the tattooed terpsichorean into the ring to teach him a few of his signature moves. Midway through the dance class, KARN goes from Baryshnikov to brawler when his knee makes contact with Flashs

They trap him in the ropes and sleeper him more but don't let him go on

He lays Brad over the ropes and smacks a chop across his chest

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and lives in the badass cave with his crime-fighting partner

Superlad starts with a full nelson

Maybe they’re up for the same part in a national commercial

Total Run-Time: 19 minutes

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Superstud is stripped of the top half of his body suit

He rubs them both down

Austin has an impressive win/loss record

The red-speedoed stud with the charming visage can barely match the metal of this wicked foe