Cosmic Crush: An Alien Burlesque Romance"Please welcome the salacious, glitter gun slinging, hussy, Little Miss Mercury!" Mari is a famous star in her intergalactic troupe. As headliner at the Comet Canyon Saloon, the last thing she expected to go wrong was being lassoed off stage by a chaps wearing outlaw. Raider's name has been tarnished by his good for nothing brother. The only way to clear it is by kidnapping the precious burlesque gem, Little Miss Mercury. After being stranded together

The gods love to play with us mere mortals

they’re also falling for each other in real life ― on an anonymous chat app Jack built

resident ray of sunshine and town spirit princess

but when Big League Burger steals his grandma’s iconic grilled cheese recipe

but John is a great teacher

chaotic Lizzie has him lowering his guard

I knew I'd do whatever it took to win her over

Recently discharged from an upscale psychiatric facility where he was treated for acute depression

docile temperament

is thriving

Their past situationship had a bad ending

It was just a little drunken foolishness