Normal 3 Kids Ago Adult Unisex TeeThree kids deep and the concept of "normal" is a folklore your coworkers tell you about. You are outnumbered and you know it. The Details: Navy blue retro text reads "I Was Normal 3 Kids Ago" in a flowing mix of script and decorative serif lettering. The number "3" appears in a large ornate serif with a curly tail. Slightly distressed vintage print finish on a natural cream tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton.

Printed in white and yellow on a royal blue tee with a vintage fruit-crate label feel

The ornaments are huge

Retro cream and red script text with a drop shadow reads "Don't Stop Believin'" beside a vintage-style illustration of a cheerful Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks

the exact center of any sidewalk

Side A is the morning nap

The face is devastating

"I AM" in smaller white text below

Arched text at the top reads "WHERE MONEY GROWS ON TREES" around an ornate oval crest featuring a tree illustration with engraved line work

Theirs just happens to go a little harder than the rest

zero regard for pedestrians

A large navy blue "'63" sits to the right

Typography-only design with no illustrations or additional graphics