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has become a staple of American sweets

that’s all I got

if a tad on the stale side

I'd hit up a gym

it probably has something to do with Old Bay or something very much like it

Get your mind out of the gutter

“Starry Night” is one of the most famous paintings in the world

Especially the discontinued double fudge variety… which I’m definitely not still really bummed about

I have reason to believe that aliens do not

Fits Sizes 7-13

Everybody poops

aspire to be a highland cow