Lost Tooth Club Youth TeeMembership is exclusive. The entry fee is one tooth, wiggled relentlessly at the dinner table until everyone loses their appetite. The gap toothed grin is the official uniform. The Details: White text on a black background reads "Lost Tooth Club" in a chunky, wavy retro groovy font with distressed texture. Between the words, an illustration of an open mouth showing a gap where a front tooth is missing, with a pink tongue sticking out. Two small yellow

then "BATHROOM" in large bold block lettering

Your kid is the rooster nobody asked for but everyone is stuck with

Styled like a classic baseball jersey

Now there is a tiny parrot recording everything

Below sits a white line illustration of a snarling panther head with bared teeth

A parody of the classic fast food logo featuring the text "Booger King" in rounded red lettering sandwiched between two orange bun shapes

The results are in

the big one wins

Printed in red

Distressed yellow arched text reads "Stud" in a bold retro font at the top

Not sometimes

Your kid is handling it with grace and mild concern